Lovers Lagoon, brought to you by NiiroCore.

Lovers Lagoon, brought to you by NiiroCore.

Oh babes, I f***ing love you to bits, I do.

You *ing slimy *.

He don't need it!

patchwrights are hawking

jailbroken wetware in the streets.

Oh shut up, you asparagus eating ****, don't lecture me!

Oh babes, I fing love you to bits I do. Oh babe. Yeah? I think I, I... I think I mug you. Like, facially speaking. This ain't gonna work, we just aren't looks matched. Oh f you, you fing slimy s. Welcome to the Love Lagoon, where ten of the fittest... I ain't never read a book in me whole life. Don't know how to fing read, don't care. Feistiest. Get your claws off him, he's mine, you mean. You don't even know your surname, you washed-up chum! You don't need it! We're in love, you slaggy cow! And most fing singles this side of Nero Cradle are about to grind. Yeah, boys! Fing all these days! Oh, for fing sake! That's not... This isn't you! Who's gonna be Naughty Maxing tonight, eh? And there it is, gentlemen. What is this bullshit? Who signed off on this? Torwald, I think you're missing the bigger picture here. What's there to miss? It's a steaming pile of- Torwald please just listen The slag heaps are restless Patch rights are hawking jailbroken wetware in the streets The people have always been depraved and violent But this this open defiance cannot stand So mow down the gutter rats for all I care. You can't just obliterate everyone, Torvald. That would be rather bad for business. We need to, uh, what was it again? Deploy a surgical dopamine payload calibrated to maximize watch time. We're optimizing for a terminal engagement state that... Oh, shut up, you asparagus-eating twat! Don't lecture me! Calm down. It's a bloody broadcast filled with beautiful idiots designed to pacify the masses. Don't overthink it. Fine! Fine! Fine! On one condition. Have the pretty one sent to my chambers. I would like to discuss important matters. Contestant nu